Get Him A Mobile


a phrase referring to when someone’s whining, grumbling, complaining, etc. the mobile refers to the device often hung over a baby’s cradle for their soothing entertainment, as it spins around. thus, “getting him (the complainer) a mobile” implies he is a cry-baby.
mr. truscott had to listen to all of the crying pleas of the physical education student, but then marly quipped, “hey, get him a mobile” and kemberling and herzog were astoundished by this, as was the entire cl-ss. the gym student was instantly schooled!

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