get laid
“getting laid” is a less cr-ss version of “getting f-cked”. therefore, the expression lends itself to being used in limericks and other types of poems, such as the one below…
there once was a girl from belgrade.
she was hot like a soviet grenade.
she knocked on my door,
lied down on the floor,
and said: it shall be my wish to get laid.
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to get f-cked.
jason: dude i got laid last night
bob: awesome! was she any good?
jason: naw i pretty much had to do it all myself
the first thing an egg does
“how do you expect me to get hard so fast?” the egg asked the boiling water. “i just got laid a minute ago.”
to get laid means to have s-x
some guys just wanna get laid
the ultimate purpose of life
i got laid last night by that hot cambodian
getting s-x
he’s walking around with a big smile because he knows he’s going to get laid.
the solution to being “too uptight”
your too uptight…go get laid.
get f-ck; have s-x; get girls
hey bud, heard that your girlfriend is on a trip, let’s go to the club and get some girls tonight.
yeaaaaaa, let’s go get laiddddddddd.
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