get off my dick
stop following me, get out of my hair
jared: hi bob, u look so cool today!
bob: get off my d-ck and get a life!
can be used to replace: leave me alone, don’t question my authority, shut up, or h-llo… or for any reason and thats why its funny
drink p-ssy…
get off my d-ck
why’d you break the fan?
get off my d-ck
why are you drunk at noon?
get off my d-ck
why are you coming back at 9am?
get off my d-ck
why would you throw a smoke bomb in your own room?
get off my d-ck
thats not a pirate flag, thats an american flag…you cant steal it
get off my d-ck
h-llo
get off my d-ck
happy easter!
get off my d-ck
p-ss the ketchup
get off my d-ck
what can i get you to drink?
get off my d-ck
when sumone jocks u so much (male or female) u just have to say, “get off my d-ck!!!”
like get of my nut sack…
dont have an example, please feel free to write 1 in…
simply means get out of my business.
more expanded it could be used in a situation involving particularly disgusting woman, man, dog etc.
or if the girl has herpat-tis
overall… the phrase is there use it whenever the opportunity presents itself. this includes (but is not limited too):
example 1:
joe: your a total waist of air
you: get off my d-ck
example 2:
otherguy22: ur a n00b lrn2ply
you: get of my d-ck
example 3:
roommate: your stuff is on my side
you: get off my d-ck
or other random outbursts
a derogatory way of asking someone to stop hounding you or continuously minding your business uninvited.
get off my d-ck n-gg-, you don’t know me.
a proper response for pretty much anything, especially for situations where someone is being a b-tch.
#1. why are you drunk at noon. -get off my d-ck #2. why are you coming back at 9am? -get off my d-ck #3. thats an american flag, not a pirate flag. you can’t steal it. -get off my d-ck #4. why would you throw a smoke bomb into your own room? -get off my d-ck #5. why would you break the fan? -get off my d-ck #6. why would you cover my entire microwave in duct tape? -get off my d-ck #7. you fed my fish everclear? -get off my d-ck #8. stop p-ssing on the floor!!! -get off my d-ck #9. hows life? -get off my d-ck #10. can you say anything but “get off my d-ck”? -get off my d-ck
phrase used to silence f-ggols when trying to belittle you in front of your friends or b-tches.
f-ggol: hey matt. hey amanda. matt, you’re back in town? did you fail out of school again?
matt: get off my d-ck, you molten c-mfart
a term used when someone annoys you to an incredible amount.
much more bad-ss than saying something along the lines of “please respect me and be more courteous”.
“dude why are you you doing your homework?”
-get off my d-ck
“dude why are you wearing a tupac shirt, you aren’t black”
-get off my d-ck
“so you still working at minimum wage?”
-get off my d-ck
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