get retarded


1. the acted of getting so drunk that you act like you are mentaly r-t-rded.
2. when something doesn’t make any sense especially at work.
tyler wanted to get r-t-rded this weekend, and acomplished his mission when he couldn’t even get out of the van with out falling.

convergys is getting more r-t-rded all the time.
4 more definitions
to consume intoxicating alcohol or drugs to the point where you are incapable of verbally communicating past incoherent mumbles. motor skills are also severely hampered thereby giving the overall impression of severe r-t-rdation.
let’s go out and get r-t-rded tonight at the bar.
to drink such a large amount of alcohol that you start to destroy chromosomes.
‘man, i’ve got ten cartons of beer, four bottles of tequila, seven magnums of champagne and a flagon of wine. lets get r-t-rded!!!!’
to be come extremely inebriated, to the point of not having cognative ability or function.
i got a sack of good weed, lets get r-t-rded.
do drink beyond reason.
to tie one one, to get get puzzled on brew, to go on a bender.
dude, it’s friday and my old lady’s out of town, lets get r-t-rded!

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