get stretched


get f-cked
me: hey, dad can you give me a lift to the party?
dad: get stretched!

Read Also:

  • clump nigga

    a big black mother that swallows turkeys down her big gizzard neck and only f-cks horses because a man can no longer satisfy her big bull v-g-n- person 1 is that a clump n-gg- banging a horse person 2 holy sh-t dude that’s my mom

  • grassley rule

    1. a precedent for the exclusive use of partisan politics when determining whether a nominee to the supreme court should be confirmed. 2. an excuse for those who wish to ignore their responsibilities without facing consequences. established by senator charles gr-ssley of iowa, when as chair of the judiciary committee led the unprecedented obstruction of […]

  • cc-ebomber

    machiavellian colleague who regularly sends out p-ssive-aggressive emails, cc-ing everyone, whose sole purposes are to: take credit for other people’s work; cast aspersions on colleagues; and give their superiors the impression that they’re taking care of business. as you might expect, cc-ebombers are much-loved by ill-informed management, and much-despised by those who actually have to […]

  • ramblewood

    ramblewood is a part of the south jersey town mount laurel or “mtl”. it’s where all the black kids live and get high each day after school. not to mention the white boys who think they’re black and freshman girls who like to go there to smoke and drink. most of the kids in mount […]

  • gndd

    gndd is getting no d-ck disorder someone who is suffering from the lack of d-ck and is going insane. “b-tch i think im going through gndd, n-gg- help me!” gndd stands fro getting no d-ck disorder. someone who is delayed the use of d-ck. ” b-tch i think i am suffering from gndd.help me n-gg-!”


Disclaimer: get stretched definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.