get turtle
attempting to secretly grab, nudge, or poke a man’s p-n-s while he is not looking. this is typically done as s-xual flirting or provocation, and is not to be confused with a “d-ck check” that frat brothers typically distribute as a joke to inflict pain.
while we were at the pride parade, this guy came up and rubbed eddie’s leg. he was totally trying to get turtle.
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