get your face shit on


what happens to d1r3c7 cl4nl4n when he gets too drunk
“i heard that d1r3c7 was so drunk that some person took a sh-t in his open mouth while he was p-ssed out y4 h333rrrrrddd!!”

“n-gg-s done sh-t in my mouth”
-d1

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