Gettin’ the Shaft
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the shaft is like that ‘deer in the headlights’ moment when you realize fate just -n-lly f-cked your moral and your trust in the world is momentarily annililated.
ever been broken up by your girl via text message blaming you for her own sh-tty idea?
ever been lagged out of a match because your /b/ cousin can’t help but hold your bandwith hostage with his skpe-obsessed girlfriend?
ever been denied phone s-x because “i already finished”?
you, my fellow villian, have been given the shaft.
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