Getting Layed
getting layed is best experienced during long camping trips.
instructions:
1.while your friend is slumbering peacefully within their sleeping bag, shove their head completely inside, and close the opening.
2.before they are awake enough to fight back, open the bag a bit, and fumigate their sleeping bag with some stank -ss gas.
3.trap them in the bag until they p-ss out, or start crying.
when you open the bag, it should smell like you are opening a fresh bag of lays potato chips.
“dude, dave, the boy scout leader, just yelled that i “got layed”, but all he did was fart in my sleeping bag!”
side note: everyone loves getting layed. do it to all of your friends. they may look like they are suffocating on your rank fart cloud, and about to p-ss out or die, but they are really having the time of their life.
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