Getting Schlagered
face first, hands second.
this occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.
he’s definitely going to end up getting schlagered.
whoa, he just got absolutely schlagered.
(youtube “matt schlager 13 flat 13” for the origin of the phrase)
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