Gettysburg Sausage
a foot-long top-cut hot dog roll filled snugly with a breaded and deep-fried type 3 or 4 on the bristol stool scale.
davenport: did you see the yokel farmhands eating gettysburg sausages for lunch?
battlefield tourist: yeah, i hope they choked on them! they were too lazy to help me after they saw my family and i being robbed by street gang members in gettysburg.
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