Geyser

a broad who squirts her juice into the air upon climax
jessica gave me a geyser last night; i was drenched!
the skin around your b-tthole. the geyser is to the b-tthole what the areola is to the nipple.
i havent showered in a week my geyser is itchy.
1) noun: a spring characterized by intermittent discharge of water ejected turbulently and accompanied by a vapour phase (steam). wikipedia.com

2) verb: a method used to get drunk fast, while remaining cl-ssy: pour a large amount of hard alcohol into a cup, grab cup with right hand and your bottle/can/container of chaser with your left. chug the alcohol in the cup, immediately pour the chaser into the cup and chug that. slang
ew that girl just took a handle pull and she has herpes. i was going to take a handle pull, but now i will geyser it.
a bloke who’s a bit hard and thinks he’s the dogs bollox.
that geyser just pinched my birds -rs-.
someone who drinks excessively and then ejects a column of vomit into the air
dude…did you see that candace chick that puked all over the bar on her 21st birthday?

yeah, she got kicked out for being a geyser.
the head of the p-n-s is slipped into a hole of a loose woven afghan or quilt, and you m-st-rb-t-, resulting in your come to shoot straight up.
i did a geyser watching p-rn thursday, it was awesome.
the s-xual act when a male urinates in a female’s -n-s and she in return flatulates, expelling the urine in a blast similar to the geyser of the american west

when expelled with less force or with a different liquid, see water fountain
“katie shot me in the face with her geyser yesterday.”

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