GFMPH
good for men’s prostate health
1) used as justification to have any request, no matter how outlandish, satisfied by a significant other.
2) any desirable toy or act that a man can somehow relate to prostate health.
“dear, i heard that chocolate is gfmph.” “would you like me to get a box for you now?”
“dear, i heard that engaging in amorous activities while swinging from a chandelier is gfmph.” “would you like me to wear the nurse outfit again?”
“man, this new snow blower is gfmph. it works so well my wife does the driveway.”
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