gfuc
gfuc is an acronym for good far, ugly close.
this pertains to a situation where a person seemingly looks attractive from a far distance, from either the front or the back, but in reality, up close, the person is not attractive.
person 1 to person 2: “hey yo, look at that fine -ss girl over there!”
-girl walks by-
person 1: never mind yo, she’s a gfuc.
gross from up close – occurs when an lithesome female is spotted from a distance. when viewed at a closer proximity, it is clear that she is repulsive apart from an attractive figure (ie long legs, curvaceous body).
viewed from afar, she was a beautiful creature. upon closer inspection it was discovered that she was “gross from up close”.
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