GGTRT freak


gotta-get-the-real-thing freak. very rare. these people are against masturbation. they suffer from a delusion that they are gaining something by “saving themselves” for s-xual intercourse with others.

ggtrtfs are characterized by extreme s-xual arousal, continual tantalizing s-xual thoughts, and extreme expression of s-xual thinking — but refusal to relieve any of this s-xual stress.
i once knew a ggtrtf that stopped masturbating after talking to other ggtrtfs.

he nows c-ms just by kissing a girl.

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