Gherkin Lurkin’


the friend who accepts everyone’s unwanted gherkins at mcdonalds.
tom: “i’ll have that if you don’t want it dude? i know you don’t like them”

joe: “c’mon man, quit your gherkin lurkin’ and order something”

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