ghetto cruiser


any car that is old, raggedy or has been made ricey by using cheap add-ons such that can be found at pep-boys or murrays.

typical ghetto cruisers display the use of multiple style hub caps, broken suspension/windows and typically have at least twice the value of the car into the stereo system….which is hacked together and sound like cr-p.

ghetto cruisers tend to be driven by an invisible man. the driver sits to the side against the b pillar. yeah, cuz thats comfortable. you dumb -ss.
south of 8 mile.

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