Ghetto Laminate
when you have a piece of paper with something you want to laminate on it but you don’t have a laminater handy so you use tape.
“dude i so wanna’ laminate this high school diploma, but our laminator is broken.”
“well here’s some tape. ghetto laminate it.”
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