ghetto marriage
when your one night stand never leaves and one day you wake up to realize your one night stand’s moved in and is more like your spouse
i took her home one night and the next thing i knew i went to take a shower and her bras where drying on the shower rod. bro, i think i might have a ghetto marriage.
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