ghetto method


a method of determining pregnancy that does not simply count the days since the start of last menstruation.

i don’t actually know the ghetto method but overheard the phrase in a conversation on the trolley about whether the couple had an unplanned pregnancy.
“i’m only one day late if you use the regular way. using the ghetto method, i’m a week late.”

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