ghetto roller


a peice-of-sh-t car, commonly a vauxhall nova or ford escort, that has been modified to look “gangsta”. amendments normally include bucket seats, red seatbelt, a racing steering wheel, tinted windows and skirting that catches on speed b-mps. these vehicles can often be seen crawling through st. anne’s, toxteth, marsh farm, blackbird leys etc. however they are more frequenlt heard either because of the de-silencered roar of their two stroke engine or the deafening thud of nelly/ja rule being played at 200 decibels through spekers that could kill a man.

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