Ghetto Shoe Shine


the act of cleaning your shoes with soap or toothpaste. the cheap way to clean shoes.
ex. 1-

jill: jeez becky, how do you manage to keep your chuck’s so clean?

becky: i give them a ghetto shoe shine every week.

ex. 2-

katy: oh im gee! i just scuffed up my fabulous white shoes and it’s prom night! my life is over!!!11!1!

charlea: just ghetto shoe shine those babies and get over yourself.

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