Ghetto Skater


a term used for black skateboarders that listen to rap music and go skateboarding. they do not want to be called just a regular skateboarder because many skateboarders are loud, annoying,light-skinned, and listen to horrible rock music. this name is a symbol of uniqueness and is a nice and useful comeback when a fellow black person disses a black skateboarder.
black person: “man, you are white because you are a black skateboarder.”
black skateboarder: “naw dog, i’m a ghetto skater. get it right. now i’m gonna go to the skatepark and pop shove-it all over your moma.”
-black person walks away in shame-

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