ghetto squirrel


while driving in the ghetto at night: a small black plastic liquor store bag that crosses the street like a tumbleweed, which causes you to swerve thinking it might be an animal.
(upon swerving): “jesus, what was that?” “oh, just a ghetto squirrel.”

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