Ghetto Toasted


the act of toasting an entire sandwich by squeezing it into a regular toaster instead of a toaster oven.
dude 1: “hey man, how’d that house catch on fire?”

dude 2: “man, the dude that lives there was trying to get his sub sandwich ghetto toasted!”

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