ghetto wind chime
any car with an alarm which is consistently activated by the slightest movement or vibration. every low-income neighborhood has at least a few ghetto wind chimes present at all times. frequently parked near sketch pads.
there are way too many ghetto wind chimes around here…they start sounding off every time a bird takes a sh-t on someone’s windshield.
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