Ghost Cat


ghost cat is a widespread phenomenon among cat owners. if you have a “ninja cat” ie, you can see your cats, but never hear them, then this is more likely to effect you.
the ghost cat phenomenon is basically when you see something move out of the corner of your eye, and believe it to be your cat, only to turn your head and discover nothing’s there…
also very common when you’re high, or sleep deprived.
cat owner: dude, i saw the ghost cat like 50 times last night! i swear i had to put both of my cats in front of me to stop freaking out!

non cat owner: wtf is ghost cat?

cat owner: nvm, imma just start sleeping, and stop smoking so much weed.

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