Ghost Flush
after taking a big #2 and you’ve pushed the toilet paper packing to a maximum ( one more ply and it will surely clog) you flush and wait for the “cyclone” of water to throw the last bunch of t.p. down the hole. this resembles a ghost flying and saves you from one h-ll of a sh-t storm (no pun intended).
“dude, i was in a public restroom, and in order to save myself from a huge clogging affair, i pulled a ghost flush and yelled “booooo” as the cyclone engulfed my last wipe.”
“nice. i’m a plumber, and will surely p-ss this on to future clients. this could be the end of the plunger.”
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