a “ghost grip” is what happens when the hand grasps the p-n-s so hard their knuckles turn white as a ghost. can be experienced during either masturbation or while receiving a hand job.
person 1: “hey dude, i got a handy from lauren last night.”
person 2: “nice, how was it?”
person 1: “a little painful, she got a ghost grip.”
gross or disgusting did you see that kid pick his nose and eat it. that was totally barfmalahoo!
- yammer belly
a person that tucks their belly in their pants. sometimes confused with a fupa. fred said, did you see bill’s hot sister? she’s a yammer belly. bob replied, yea man her pants are above her belly like she has something to hide!
- nutella pinhammer
the act of sh-tting in your hand and using it a lubrication for masturbation. howard was turned down by the fat chick at the bar so decided to use the nutella pinhammer.
b-tch hold the f-ck up person 1) hey can you come here please? person 2) yeah, just gimme a sec. person 1) no! i need you rn got dammit! person 2) bhtfu!
- air parcel
to have a fart, but in front of family members, particularly your mother/grandmother i’m so sorry, i have just delivered an air parcel