ghost hunters

the gayest show in the f-cking world
“today on ghost hunters we’ll be in… wait what was that? did you hear that? it sounded like a ‘d-nk’ is there a spooky ghost here?”
1. a team of people who look for ghosts in supposedly haunted places. also known as taps.

john: hey yo did you see dat episode of ghost hunters?

bobby: h-ll yea that sh-t was scary.
a man who is determined in accomplishing the feat of ghost bust see ghost buster and ghost job. this hunter has stalked his prey (the ho he is about to bust) and figured out that she is basically down for anything, i mean anything. see tennesee two step or even the alabama hot pocket and you will know. but anyway..this hunters main goal is to seek out the b-tch who is down to geej him out (geej, pr-nouned geee-jah, which is another word for ghost job) and finally become a ghost buster. but like always picture evidence is needed or you will be just be known as that punk -ss b-tch -ss m-f- danny phantom see the actual definition..not those wack ones about that channel 47 (if you have normal cable or c-x) cartoon.
ghost hunter: ive been following this ghost b-tch for about two weeks now. i saw her do the alabama hot pocket so i know that she is widdit, basically im about to bust this ho.

hunter protege: you think she is down for the job of all jobs?

ghost hunter: i can feel it. i even got this polaroid camera to snap a quick shot of the geejacobra and ill post that sh-t on google. i aint no god d-mn danny phantom

hunter protege: d-mn, youre good.

ghost hunter: f-ck yeah, im in the busting business
not to be confused with a paranormal investigator. the term ghost hunter is actually an insult directed at a team that fakes evidence, or doesn’t debunk any claims. a typical ghost hunter looks for things that aren’t there. these guys tend to go crazy over orbs in photos that can easily be debunked.
joe: david is faking ghosts on his website again.

swanson: what a f-ck’n ghost hunter.
a syfy channel television show about a group of ghost hunters called the atlantic paranormal society, and led by a couple of frauds named jason and grant.
“did you see the fake ghost footage the ghost hunters tried p-ssing off last night, them frauds h-t an all time low!”
a moron who believes in ghosts and uses absurd tactics for “proving” the existence of ghosts. these idiots use devices like digital audio recorders to attempt to initiate a call and respond interaction with the ghost. they also take pictures of orbs and try to explain that these orbs are proof of the existence of ghosts.
did you see those f-cking morons acting all scared of the dark on the sci fi channel last night?

yeah that ghost hunter dude was a f-cking idiot for thinking creaking floorboards was a ghost.
one who seeks out spiritual ent-ties from beyond our realm of reality. usually by visitng abandoned facilities, former prisons for example utilizing electro magnetic field (emf) sensors and cameras to capture images of these mysterious pheonomena.
a ghost hunter does fear what he does but his curiosity and testicular fort-tude lets him go past his fear and find out what is truly out there.