ghost posties


glitch in a chat or instant message program that makes chat posts fail to appear.

origin: bazooka joe-era kids’ joke or riddle, “what do spooks have for breakfast?” answer: “ghost toasties and vanishing cream” (after post toasties corn flake cereal).
“i’m going to have to switch screen names; i have the ghost posties. my comments aren’t appearing.”

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