ghost wipe

the result of wiping one’s -n-s after a clean bowel movement. there is no fecal matter residue on the toilet paper after the first wipe. the wad would resemble that of a ghost after he/she makes feces.
after moving her bowels, mrs. jones was pleasantly suprised to have a ghost wipe for the second straight day.
after dropping a duce, a wipe that turns out to by unecessary; nothing is present on the tp
i just dropped a mad dook, and to my suprise i followed it up with a ghostwipe
you take a p–p and then when you wipe there is nothing on the toilet paper.
if i had a ghost wipe i would not have to use toilet paper.
the rare phenomenon that when one wipes their b-tt after p–ping, delightfully finds that there is no trace/streak of p–p on the toilet paper resulting in a care free p–p session and heightened feeling of self cleanliness.
“yo dude i gotta blast a serious dookie right now, and unless i get ghost wipes, im guna need another roll of the p–poo paper.”
that amazing moment after p–ping when you grasp the folded toilet paper and majestically wipe your b-tt only to find that there’s no p–p to wipe. the remains of loose p–p and d-nkleberries went down with the clonk of p–p. a type of p–p-score
guy in bathroom-score!!
guy outside of bathroom-what?
guy in bathroom-i just got a ghost wipe!
guy outside of bathroom-nice! bonus!
twenty or thirty minutes after you answer the call of nature you return to the restoom to wipe one more time just to make sure you are clean.
i thought you just used the restroom? i did, i just had to do a ghost wipe before we left.