when your d*ck gets hard for seemingly no reason at all. generally occurs when being called on by the teacher, or before public presentations.
so the teacher asks me to come up to the blackboard to write the answer on the board like a second after getting a ghost woodie. the whole cl*ss was laughing at my huge dong for weeks.
when you are so thirsty for an ice cold gin and tonic that the lack of gin causes you to become angry, frustrated or both. an amalgam of gin and angry invented to describe that feeling when you get when you are out at a bar and have been waiting far too long to be […]
- gnome sprinkles
n. urban dictionary words and definitions that contain superior language that reveals a truth or piece of wisdom. wow! that word/definition is covered in gnome sprinkles.
- greedy jew
when she rubs your d*ck like ebeneezer when he thinks about his gold coins. she used both hands last night and gave me the best greedy jew i’ve ever had.
- grungy carpet
a very hairy v*g*n* that has not been maintained well and is extremely unsanitary a v*g*n* with wool so dirty that you probably would get an std from just touching it “bro, i went to f*ck your sister yesterday, but she had a really bad grungy carpet. get her to fix that sh*t homie.”