ghostgasm


when you feel like you have had an -rg-sm but there was nothing to even remotely arouse you and no s-xual liquids were produced
john: dude why’d to just twitch like that?
sam: i just had a ghostgasm…
john: oh…
during intercourse, the moment you -j-c-l-t- into a woman and she fails to notice/feel your moment of climaxing.
girl: “you didn’t just have a ghostgasm, did you?”
guy: “…”

guy 1: “dude, i totally had a ghostgasm in becky last night.”
guy 2: “i didn’t know becky was paralyzed…”

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