ghostie wipe


a ghostie wipe is when you are sat on the toilet for so long the fecal matter dries on your b-tt hole so when you wipe the toilet paper comes away clean
a practice pioneered by jon petty
man i was reading on the cr-pper for so long i didnt need paper i ghostie wiped

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