giada de laurentiis
hottest chick to ever appear on food network. great pair of t-ts. nice face. and she can actually cook too.
i’d like to have s-xual intercourse with giada de laurentiis
the hot guido on food network who makes tasty italian dishes while teasing you with firm br–sts and tomato red lips. her show is the closest thing to food p-rn on basic cable. she is known for adapting traditional italian dishes to a level of difficulty that someone as stupid as you could make. she also likes to make you feel bad by exaggerating the italian pr-nunciation of words like pancetta (pan-cheyt-ta) and prosciutto (shove-your-c-ck-in-my-mouth). my girlfriend and her roommates think she has an abnormally large head.
rachel ray looks like she can suck some d-ck, but i’d bang the sh-t out of giada de laurentiis
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