Giant Douche


the usual choice between 2 canidates in a election or chose a t-rd sandwich.
so who are you gonna vote fpr a giant douche, or t-rd sandwich?
a giant douche is a regular douche, but has certain qualities that take him above and beyond.
“oh man. korey sweet is such a douche.”
“no way, man. he’s a giant douche.”
glenn woodward
hey you know that guy glenn..
the one with 2 n’s?
yeah thats the one.. he’s actually a giant douche
a giant douche is one who frequents seedy strip clubs and annoys managers, guards, girls and patrons alike. cleverly disguised as a working man with money by wearing a fluro shirt bought at crazy clark’s for $2, they give themselves away by repeating the same phrases every five minutes and drinking vb. once removed from a venue, giant douches often thank their evictors for the honour of being evicted. giant douches also unthinkingly hand their girlfriends tasers after guards also act like a giant douche and call them a sk-nk
kev: you know me, i’m kev
t-to: kev, you’re a giant douche and a pain in my -ss. get out!

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