Giant enemy crab
a joke which arose from sony’s e3 2006 press conference.
while showing off the game genji 2, it was claimed that the game was based on j-panese history, and that the battles were based on battles that took place in the period.
this was followed up by the revelation of a “giant enemy crab” battle and it was announced that you “attack its weak point for m-ssive damage.”
the irony of these statements has made giant enemy crab a popular internet meme.
genji 2 is an action game, which is based on ancient j-panese history.
being based on history, the, um, stages of the game, will also be based on battles which took–actually took place in ancient j-pan.
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so here’s this giant enemy crab, and you…attack its weak point for m-ssive damage.
a now extinct type of crab that used to exist in j-pan. it was driven to extinction easily since it had a weak point that could be hit for m-ssive damage.
these are the fossilized remains of a giant enemy crab. if it’s weak point was h-t, it would suffer m-ssive damage.
a giant crab that you can attack in its weak point for m-ssive damage.
g-g-g-g-giant enemy crab! attack its weak point for m-ssive damage.
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