Giant Land Tortoise


1. a stealthy south african tortoise which lives in the tropical rainforest of mongolia.

2. an endangered species of blue winged parakeets that eat whales.
“dude look at the giant land tortoise over there”
“thats not a giant land tortoise, that a galapagos turtle!”

bill:”those giant land tortoise are endangered”
veronica:”your face is endangered”

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