giant turkey


a mispr-nunciation of jive turkey. it is a comeback to puffer flumpkin. usually when you call somebody a jive turkey, they hear giant turkey instead.
tyler: you jive turkey
me: what, giant turkey. how am i a giant turkey?
tyler: what! everybody always thinks i say that.

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