Gideon’s Trumpet


a euphemism for the male s-xual organ. derived from the 1974 movie “2069: a s-x odyssey”, which is the first result on the internet movie database imdb.com when a search is performed for “gideon’s trumpet”. as a euphemism, this phrase has no connection to the book of the same name by anthony lewis or the movie based on the book.
she enthusiastically blew gideon’s trumpet.

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