gieselman


1.) one whose mother has amazing zoinkers
2.) manchild
3.) one who has been known to motorboat b-ttcheeks
1.) “you like hot moms? then let’s go to evan’s house. he’s a gieselman.”

2.) “why is that grown man still playing video games with the kids? oh – he’s a gieselman. gotcha.”

3.) “nah man, evan hasn’t been eating chocolate. he’s a gieselman.”
the most awesome of awesome. indescribably great (except by the use of this word). a shining beacon of near-perfection in a world filled with stuff that’s something less.
evan is so suave, sophisticated, intelligent, graceful…the list goes on. he’s the best at everything. he’s a giesel-man.

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