GIFFY


a giffy is a cute giraffe. this does not include claves. when they become full grown, they may become a giffy.
giffy!
acronym for “gay in five f-cking years.” used to describe a young man who claims to be straight but acts otherwise, and finally comes out of the closet years later. famous examples include neil patrick harris and lance b-ss.
gay 1: john is totally hot, but he says he’s straight.
gay 2: yeah, right! trust me, that boy is a total giffy.
“girl i’d f-ck in five years”.. for those girls in their mid teens that you can tell will be amazing once legal!
that lady’s daughter is definitely a giffy…
like a wifey. but a girlfriend instead of wife.

ie. owned (and damm good at it)
i aim to be a stepford giffy

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