giftsurance
giving someone a gift that you will gladly accept for yourself if the receiver does not like it/wants you to return it.
bob: “i gave my grandmother a ps3 for christmas, but she asked me to return it because she can’t figure out how to turn it on, so i just kept it.”
joe: “so your giftsurance policy paid off nicely.”
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