gigantic scottish cow!
an exclamation for when you want to say f*ck, motherf*cker, or any word of the sort. not only will this have you curse less, but also probably will have the people around you laugh when you say it. it’s not slang yet, but it will be. if it isn’t, well, gigantic scottish cow.
1. “dude, i can’t go to the party.” “why?” “because my mom is a gigantic scottish cow.” *dying of laughter, and they both feel better*
2. “son of a gigantic scottish cow.” *tears come out of his eyes as he laughs*
3. the driver stuck her middle finger up at the other driver. “gigantic scottish cow!” *everyone stops honking to laugh at that joke*
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