pants that exceed the garment industry’s ability to be defined by size.
“holy megapants!” john exclaimed to susan when he saw a lady in m*ssive denim slacks. susan replied, “no, i think those are more like gigapants!”
- bored af
i know you are bored but what the f*ck are you doing here if you are bored af, u suck
- norwegian slip and slide
an ancient norwegian compet*tion where a whole bunch of naked men slide down a mountain and fully penetrate a man before they reach the bottom and use him as a sled i lost the norwegian slip and slide last night and i’m very sore.
a blond, short, f*ggot, that has no brains and the g*yest haircut known to man kind. “quit being a drezdin”
- thomas beavers
g*y f*ggot who like shoving more than 4 12 inch c*cks up his *sshole. thomas beavers likes *n*l