Gilberted
reacting in an overly dramatic way to being dumped by an athlete/sports team/significant other and/or breaking up with a signifant other through an overly dramatic letter.
when lebron james left cleveland for miami in an overly dramatic fashion, dan gilbert gilberted him with his “open letter to the citizens of cleveland.”
gilberted is to cause havoc upon the english language. to butcher the spelling of words.
while writing my facebook status i realized that i gilberted all my words and turned my whole status into a cl-ster f-ck of nonsense.
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