Gilch
when a guy -j-c-l-t-s onto another guys gooch, and a girl sucks it off.
“so, last night, i was invited to a gilchfest. and now my gooch is sticky. time to hit the showers.”
when one rubs a cold stick of b-tter on the area between the r-ct-m and the scr-t-m till it smells like hot corn.
john: alex wut did you do last night with rachel?
alex: dude i gilched myself till rachel smelled hot corn
pure bad-ssness, period!
gilch= steven segal x eleventy billion
when one’s scr-t-m is stuck to their inner thigh due to sweating. it will often required peeling the scr-t-m off of the inner thigh due to the discomfort that it causes.
it is so hot out that i am gilching. i will need to pick that soon.
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