gilligan


a more socially acceptable name for someone with moderate or severe mental or physical disabilities than its predecessor ‘spastic’.
“see that d-ckhead from western australia who keeps getting b-tthurt over internet trolls? what a f-cking gilligan”

spastic r-t-rd moron d-ckhead b-tthurt
1)to spend time with beautiful women coming on to you with no possible consequences (it was the sixties), and yet avoid getting laid for seven years. i mean, wtf?
i’m pretty sure herman munster or eddie haskell wouldn’t have pulled a gilligan if they had their druthers.
a person that lacks any skill or knowledge in regards to boating.
these gilligans ran aground the other day and i had to tow them off the sandbar.
v. to sabotage

n. saboteur

n. monkey wrench

n. conspiracy of one
ex. we are not getting off this island because there is a gilligan on it.

ex. the boat motor died because it had been gilliganed.

ex. everything was working accordingly until mary anne threw a gilligan into the situation.

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