Gillo
a gillo is an extremely incompetent and moronic it support technician.
every tech support team has at least one gillo working there. they can differ in their characteristics
-a tendency to over exaggerate their job t-tle, then spell it incorrectly on the global directory.
-insistence that whenever that update/upgrade/downtime happens, they knew about it weeks ago, but didn’t tell anyone because they’re “only “helpdesk and i’m 1st line/2nd line”.
-the ability to almost fully disappear up the nearest manager’s -rs-.
-severe incapability to string together a verbal or written sentence.
-general technical incompetence, with a tendency to leave pc’s in a worse state than when he started on them.
-often utters “gilloisms”, which is like a form of it tourettes consisting of random and inaccurate snippets of information.
-questionable personal hygine at best.
“you f-cking gillo, you really messed up this pc”
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